Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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