we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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