so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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