She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Randomize