I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He did a backflip because drugs
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