I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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