It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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