I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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