Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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