ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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