Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
please don't ironically join a cult
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