and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I wanna passion pit in your ass
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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