.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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