I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
zippers are such a cool invention
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
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