Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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