please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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