I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
love makes seman taste better
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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