Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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