I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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