with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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