Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
It's shark week go big or go home
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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