i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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