Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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