we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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