so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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