i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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