Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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