Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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