OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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