he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
It's never too late to be topless.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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