i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
please don't ironically join a cult
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