You work out of a Hotel?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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