Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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