Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
