i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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