Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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