hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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