It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I lost the right to judge tonight
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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