you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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