Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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