I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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