Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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