We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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