i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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