It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Randomize
