I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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