just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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