pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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