It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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