Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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