just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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