Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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