wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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