first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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