but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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